A friend of mine started a new booze-based website, Alderman Lushington, and asked me for a piece on Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head brand of vodka for the launch. I don’t know anything about vodka but I came up with something based on my early-career Aykroyd encounter.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160424043441/https://aldermanlushington.com/2015/07/02/crystal-skull-vodka-dan-aykroyd